Paean to Jane

Dear Contact Lens,

Please stop popping out of my eye. It’s embarrassing when it happens during meetings, and it’s really uncomfortable when I put it back in.

Remember, I have glasses waiting in the wings that would just love your job.

Hank

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2 responses to “Paean to Jane

  1. Aw! My contacts drive me crazy this time of year. Maybe the air is more dry? I have no idea. I hope your eyes feel better soon.

  2. Two words: Laser surgery. Best gift I ever gave to myself.

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