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Respectfully….

June 13, 2008 · 3 Comments

Have you ever noticed that people sometimes get unintentionally ironic?  Generally, when one starts a sentence with “Respectfully,” or “With all due respect…” they’re generally going to be disrespectful.  Though, to be fair, the “with all due respect” starter does beg the question of how much respect is due.

In particular, you never want to hear this sentence in a deposition (and I’m a trial lawyer, so I know): “Respectfully, I think he’s just referring to the fact that he can see your breasts.”

Oops.

Go here, and read the deposition transcript.

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Good Reading

June 13, 2008 · 1 Comment

Go here, now.  Great site.  I’d describe, but I’ve got no time before my next call: I didn’t want to forget this.

Got to her from the Art of Over-Thinking.

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Bored, Tired, Frustrated, Overheated

June 11, 2008 · 3 Comments

How is your day?

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Mr Lady is Fantastic; and Very, Very wrong

June 2, 2008 · 7 Comments

I’d love to be able to write a post refuting this marvelous post by Mr. Lady. But I can’t.

Not because she’s right. Oh, no. She’s very wrong.  I simply haven’t the time to correct her.

Let me just say that America is and has been the greatest source of true good this world has seen in quite some time. Millions of people are free today because of her. Millions more have a chance at freedom that they never would have without her. Whether they make the most of that chance that we’ve given them isn’t up to us.  And people exist who fight that freedom, who have stood up to be counted with the forces of oppression. Oppression of men, women, homosexuals, oppression of free speech, of the right to assembly, of the right to protest, that Mr. Lady laments in its paucity. Oppression of the right to think. To act. To love. To simply live. And us? We fight those people. We spend blood and treasure—the former infinitely more precious than the latter—in the pursuit of giving to others who have never known freedom the opportunity to be free.

That is not shameful. How to even think that it is? How have we gotten ourselves to a place where an intelligent, thoughtful, eloquent woman like Mr. Lady can think that?

There is just cause to grieve against our government. Of course there is. We’re not perfect. Our government, made of people, certainly isn’t, as all things made by people are imperfect, sullied at inception with our imperfection. But the good we’ve done!

And the factual errors! We were never lied to. We weren’t tricked into war. We were attacked. And we fought. At heart, I believe that is why we reelected Bush, and why I still support him. Because he could have continued the failed—but popular—policies of his predecessor, policies that were birthed in cynicism, and reared on appeasement. And he didn’t. He was visionary. He saw early on that a new question, the fundamental question of our times, had been asked. And he answered correctly. The path being laid out before us by our enemies leads to a world that this country was created to reject. And Bush rejected it.

There are lies being foist on us: global warming, to name one. And there’s a conversation to be had among reasonable people how best to win in Iraq. But the prerequisite is a desire to win. Not to leave. To win. Because I will be proud of my country up until the day where we quit. Where we say that just because it’s hard, freedom is no longer worth fighting for. And even worth dying for.

And there are legitimate causes that need passionate people: freedom for Cuba, ending terrorist support from Syria, the near-constant death rained on Israeli children from Gaza, Tibet, the incredible waste that has become of the UN, that once-glorious organization. Plenty to fight for. Even here at home: fight against poverty, against crime in our urban centers, against homelessness. And I’m happy to pay my fair share of the effort to solve these problems. Happy to. Because I’ve been blessed many, many times over. And I recognize my debt to this country. This country that let my father, who came from nothing, who had nothing, rise in standing and salary to putting his kids through college, and graduate school. And loving them. And staying with his chosen partner in life, his wife, my mother. For 45 years. No issues of class, or race, or religion. Intelligence, hard work, luck. Those were the ingredients of his rise, and of the promise that this country made, and still makes, to the world. Anything can happen here. Anyone, of any background, the tired, poor, and huddled masses, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore yearning to breathe free.

And even until today, that beautiful lady in New York’s harbor still lifts her lamp beside the golden door.

That is why I’m proud of America.  And until we give up those cherished values, those principles that our forefathers fought and died for, I will remain proud of America.  And why, although I respect Mr. Lady, I humbly dissent from her opinion to the contrary.

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Too Stupid To Live

June 2, 2008 · No Comments

Not you, and not me.

This guy.

Now, I’m all in favor of blogging, but if anyone should know that the 1st Amendment doesn’t apply everywhere in the world, it would be a lawyer!

My favorite part:

In another post on his blog Saturday, Nair taunted authorities, saying he was in Singapore at a particular hotel, and also gave his phone number.

“I am now within your jurisdiction… What are you going to do about it?” Nair wrote.

To which dare the authorities responded:

“Nair is charged with insulting a public servant, which on conviction carries a maximum fine of 5,000 dollars (3,660 US) or one year in prison.”

He is currently in jail.

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Time Eye-Eye-Eym Is On My Side

May 26, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yes it is.

Or rather, not so much.

Today was a good day.  I woke up early, went for a little solo breakfast (I do need my alone time), came back, visited friends in Connecticut.  The kids were good, the company was good, Mrs. LNU and I didn’t fight at all.  It was all good.  Do you see any time in there to blog?

Work, you say?  I should blog at work?  Well, I’m there at about 8am, and I’m there until about 8pm, and I’ve got about 16,000 things to do, and I’m busy simply all the time.  Do you see any time there to blog?

The only time I can blog is late at night, because Mrs. LNU is one of those people who don’t get blogging.  The biggest fight we’ve had is when I went out and met some bloggers.

And it’s not like I don’t have stuff to blog about.  I could write about sticking my foot in my mouth with VJ.  I could write about being unhappy in a certain area of my life.  I could write about some great stuff.  But when?  That’s the question.  I could write about all the truly horrible TV I’ve been watching because, with the writers’ strike, there aren’t as many good shows on.  So I’m reduced to Farscape, and Stargate SG1, and Gossip Girl.

OK, I admit it, I like Gossip Girl.  I’m actually upset because they just had the season ender, with Dan breaking up with Serena (as if!).  And then what was that dance about, “I don’t want to let you go.”  Then they were broken up again.  And Chuck!  You dog!  

Seriously, I’ve been watching some truly bad television.  Torchwood.  Why is it that the British can do so many things so right, but can’t do beer, and can’t do television.  Maybe it’s because dry humor doesn’t play on the tube?  I don’t know, I just know that when they start, they produce things like Torchwood.  If you don’t know about it, don’t ask because you really don’t want to know.

My…wife just woke up and told me to go to sleep.  Always do what the wife says.

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Yet Another Reason to Visit Chicago

May 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

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A Slow News Day

May 16, 2008 · No Comments




A Slow News Day

Originally uploaded by Hank LNU

In the Wall Street Journal no less. I didn’t realize vegetables were
such an extreme sport.

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Relief

May 8, 2008 · 4 Comments

It’s comforting when the Chief of Pediatric Neurology at a major hospital in NYC says, “there’s nothing wrong with your child.”  The negative CAT scan yesterday was good.

But this was relief.

Evidently, the symptoms my son has, even though it’s extremely unusual for a 2-year-old to have these symptoms, are not part of a larger problem.  If there were a real problem, says the doctor, it would present in other areas.  But my son is evidently absolutely where he should be neurologically, which means that there aren’t any major malfunctions anywhere.  The doctor says that he’s not sure why my son has the symptoms, but as they’re isolated, they’ll likely just go away on their own.

I once heard someone say that having children is like living with a gun to your head.  Any second—and totally not in your control—your life can be over.  That idea is absolutely true.  This was frankly scarier than either of the times this kid was in the PICU (pediatric intensive care unit) when he was a baby.  This was sinister: something wrong with his brain.  I can’t even think about it.

And you know what?  I don’t have to think about it any more.

I think I’ll be able to sleep for the first time in two weeks tonight. 

So why am I still up?  Good night, all.  And thanks for the well-wishes.

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More on the Awfulness

May 7, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, no news is good news. 

CAT scan was negative.  We have our appointment with the neurologist tomorrow.

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